Drunkblog: Holidays

[blissmorgan]

In which I will be Drunkblogging the horror anthology film Holidays.

Some of you may not yet be familiar with Drunkblogs! Let me tell you: I select a film that I have not seen before, almost always available on a streaming service of some kind (but occasionally on DVD if I manage to get ahold of a cult classic that errybuggy seems to have seen but me); I drink some booze; I watch the film and comment upon it as I watch. Quotations! Guesses about plot progression! Yelling and flailing at actors and sometimes even the writers! It's all here, including spoilers, so avoid the comments if you want to not know what happens.

On the other hand, if you want to watch along and join in on the commentary, do feel free!

Special thanks go out to my Patreon contributors, those special Blisstopians who continue to help fund this and other shenanigans. 

Grab a drink and queue up the film, if you wish - this one is available on Netflix. Among others, it features work by Kevin Smith, and having previously seen Tusk I have great hopes.

I intend to begin at approximately 8:30pm EST.



 

Comments

[blissmorgan]

Awright, let's get this started! ::hits play::

[unl33t]

rolling, nice music.

[blissmorgan]

This music is awful. And amazing. It's awfulmazing. Somebody went Full Moog.

[blissmorgan]

We open on an angsty teen in a locker room, alone, carving "Coach" into the bench. That bodes, uh... ew.

[blissmorgan]

Her name is Max, and they are all in red swimsuits and swim caps and her teammates call her Maxi-Pad.

[blissmorgan]

This is some bitch-ass bullying and coach ain't shit for letting those girls get away with this.

[blissmorgan]

Okay SERIOUSLY what is wrong with this coach

[unl33t]

right *twitches*

[blissmorgan]

Bitchy girl is trying to get with Coach on Friday.

[blissmorgan]

Oh, and Coach has girlfriend troubles AND apparently needs a heart transplant.

WTF.

[blissmorgan]

Oh shit, Coach, giving your teen team member a valentine's day card is not an idea made of smart, bruh

also, bordering on illegal

[blissmorgan]

These romantic daydream interludes are horrifying I tell u wut

[blissmorgan]

Running in flip flops was definitely not


OH SHIT, BRICKED

[unl33t]

Really needs a shower now...oh shit!

[blissmorgan]

Max, no, you're supposed to offer him your OWN heart!

[unl33t]

I.... I.... so can't process this.

This is more awesomely horrible than horror.

[blissmorgan]

Next short! In Ireland, and having to do with St. Patrick's Day.

And a teacher giggles, and corrects "On the weekends, I play with my magical whores" to "horse"

[blissmorgan]

That little girl is not at all into the whole "Patrick eradicated the snakes/pagans from Ireland" thing.

[fractalfrog]

Neither is my BFF.

[unl33t]

*rings bell* BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

[blissmorgan]

Theme: spirals
Theme: witchery

[blissmorgan]

"Only your deepest wish can make me smile." And Grainne is smiling now.

Woman is HELLA preggo

[blissmorgan]

Rosemary's Reptile omfz I'm dying Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

[blissmorgan]

LOL Grainne's book report is on the tale of the Lindworm this is awesome

[blissmorgan]

Suddenly it is a year and a day later and she is spastically sobbing over a baby onesie and putting it in her mouth, WHAT EVEN

[blissmorgan]

Oh wow. bathing naked with a mouse. WTF is she doing, trying to tempt the thing into birthing itself to eat

OH MY ZOD SHE IS

[unl33t]

First meal!

[blissmorgan]

Animal-headed people all in white in a field

WHY THE FUCK NOT

[blissmorgan]

"Grainne, this is your father? Danny Fucking Zuko."

[blissmorgan]

Giant snake-baby with Danny Zuko hair LOLOLOLOLOL

oho, next up a nun! XD

[unl33t]

They could have chosen a better shade of lipstick for the snake.